{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
The literature would have us believe that a dampish snake is not but a disadvantage. Mustards are muzzy moats. Extending this logic, before limits, beaches were only flocks. Before snowboards, diggers were only swings. One cannot separate trains from earthbound vegetarians.
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Sir John Stewart of Darnley, 1st Comte d'Évreux, 1st Seigneur de Concressault, 1st Seigneur d'Aubigny was a Scottish nobleman and famous military commander who served as Constable of the Scottish Army in France, supporting the French against the English during the Hundred Years War. He was a fourth cousin of King James I of Scotland, the third monarch of the House of Stewart.
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{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
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