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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
{"fact":"Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked.","length":52}
{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}
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{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}